I’m sorry, did that make you uncomfortable?… Nah, I don’t think so. You’re all grown up now and you probably know that not all women are “elvish”. Yup, never been the Cate Blanchett- type and I can’t deny it.
Elves are over rated. Being a hobbit is probably best. Look at the food difference. The elves eat those wheat paste crackers wrapped in leaves. the hobbits have beer, pumpkin pie, Beer, more pie , more beer, – heck they have 11 meals a day. Elves eat like what, once every 4 days??
and I bet every hobbit would love to try that chocolate hazelnut spread on the 4 pieces of Lemdos bread.
Ok so she burps up toxic fumes. What about when the guy trys to fluff the comforter in the middle of the night eh?
most guys * are* scared about the second date. It means the beginning of ether a terrifying relationship, or the C word— Couch potato time…
the point is that he sees, and accepts her friends for who they are- and she likes him thats a win win in any relationship.
(passes the beer pint to fellow hobbits)
My kind of lady! LOL!
“Faith and doubt both are needed – not as antagonists, but working side by side – to take us around the unknown curve.” – Lillian Smith
What? Elves burp too. >_>
Reminds me of my sister actually.
yeah, know a girl like that, love it
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