Seems like we’re in the middle of a new storyline! Sorry, no gags, no punchline here, just pure DRAMA! Poor El Fungo. Somebody better do something here. FAST!
Oh noes! El Fungo is compost!
I’m loving the pulp style!
I’m loving the Lovecraft references, he’s a great author that too many people don’t know about.
Ohhh… yeah, uh. my hubby gave me the job of cleaning out the fridge and everything was going great until I found the cheese that had gone bad. and the butter. Apparently butter goes bad. Go figure. even if you keep it in the butter drawer? if you forget about the smallest of pieces (about what you need for some mac and cheese) and you like forget about it for — Oh- a while- it goes —BAD… like some animal crawled into the fridge and died.
which I have smelt bad snails that have died in the fish tank and that was pretty rank , and yes, there is NO saving the fish tank when that happenes because it gets into the sillicon.
And I have a particular fondess for portabella mushrooms with assiago cheese in really good moo wrapped with prochuta (sp) and grilled over a low flame. Go figure.
but- sometimes the supermarket decides to spray them to keep them fresh. and you don’t spray mushrooms, they go really bad pretty fast.
I think his only hope is to find a small cool box of mushroom manure and put him in the basememnt with a spray of water once in a while, (like a mushrooom hospita)
cause he is too far gone to put him on pizza (Joking!!)
is that reference to Shogot on the roof?
So the question remains… how DO Shoggoth mushrooms with asiago cheese and prosciutto taste?
El Fungo! Noooooooooo!
But wait… mold is a fungus. El Fungo is a giant fungus. Won’t this just morph him into some kind of super-fungus?
Oh… we’ll just have to wait and see, don’t we?
I would imagine that they would be a bit- fishy (as the portabella mushrooms would taste beefy, for some reason. Portabella mushrooms that have been brushed with olive oil and a little salt and grilled taste like beef, so when you add them to hamburger, you get the beefiest hamburger you’ve ever eaten (add the cheese and the procutia and it’s a work of art… ) and the Shoggoth was a creature of the deep, so- it would probaby taste like scallops wrapped with bacon… mmmm scallops wrapped with bacon…. …. Hand over the mushroom and no one gets hurt… lol… Tentical any one??
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