Translated by Joe Timberwolf aka Jörg Fassbender aka Master Of Scatology.
And here’s another cultural gap to fill… The Poo-Poo-Phant really does exist. And Germany he’s called Kackophant. And he has his own song! The lyrics pretty consist in what El Fungo’s singing in the third panel. The mythical creature was designed by Fil, a very talented comedian and cartoonist. His homepage is worth a look even if you don’t understand German.:)
See, aren’t you glad you learned something valuable about Germany you won’t read about in the media?